Jokes

My wife and I thought it would be fun to have a fun Christmas splore. Check in each day until Christmas for a new riddle, joke or puzzle. Add your own jokes or riddles--other seasonal holidays fine. (If you can find a good kwanzaa one, go for it.) Keep it clean. The submitted riddle or joke with the most "likes" wins a giant Hershey Bar. If you are a kid, have your mom or dad submit it for you. And tell them you get the candy bar.

No rules, just send your jokes in and hope people like them. Note: the like buttons only work after you officially join the splore. Obviously I can't win, but you can still "like" the daily riddle.

Post the answers to the riddles if you know them--just make it clear which one you are answering. Oh, and the person who gets the most answers right gets a big candy bar, too. Why not? You can be really smart or just google them or ask a kid. Merry Christmas! (P.S. If you post a Star Wars--Christmas joke or puzzler, I'll click "like" for your post myself. My wife may not.)